CRN Politics

By Barry Secrest

Mentally deranged multi-millionaire & 80's popstar, Madonna, admitted at a Washington DC anti-Trump women's march, to thinking a great deal about "blowing up the White House" just before spewing mantras about choosing love, instead.

Her exact words were "I've Thought An Awful Lot About Blowing Up the White House"

She further claimed that "the revolution starts here" and bravely announced to "not being afraid" while insisting, rather mindlessly, to fellow protesters,"We are who we are."

She later repeatedly stated to those who might ideologically disagree, "Fuck You," and went on to assert after wisely deciding not to attempt blowing up the White House, "We must love one another or die, I choose love." 

She then led a potentially world-changing kumbaya-style sing-along with her fellow marchers.

Interestingly, while a considerable number of US celebrities promised to leave the country upon Trump's winning the election, Madonna, just as Obama leaves office, has chosen to move back to the US from Great Britain.

She plans on living in New York on the gentrified upper-east side.